took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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