he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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