words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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