Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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