I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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