you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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