i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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