Don't you send me to vm
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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