I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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