Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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