Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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