I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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