8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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