This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We were destined to go to rehab together
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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