I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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