Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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