think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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