even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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