Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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