I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
