I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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