at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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