I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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