Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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