It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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