ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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