she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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