my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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