its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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