i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is it penis luge time yet?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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