the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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