it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She announced her abortion via fbk
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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