We're like a lot better than the average bears
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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