My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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