We won't sleep together?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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