Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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