Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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