I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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