I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
only you would photoshop your dick
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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