do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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