At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Holy shit dude........stairs
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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