Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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