its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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