I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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