yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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