What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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