so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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