He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
how drunk are you?
Several
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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