**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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