@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
