No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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